schrodingerstriceratops:

what if all mermaids & sirens are lesbians who are singing to attract ladies so when they get men instead they just toss them aside & accidentally drown them in frustration??


duskygrayknights:

but morning person + not morning person could make the worst (or maybe the best?) otp

"Gooooood morning dear :)" "fuck you and everything you stand for"


ratherunseamly:

beki710:

indiegamelover:

[Submission] Links:

Set in a pre-historic fantasy universe, players will be able to explore the concept of cultural and technological evolution from primitives incapable of speech, through to forming advanced stone tool technology. Combining real time strategy gameplay with RPG elements, Lithic allows players to build the origins of society in a universe where magic abounds yet is untamed and the environment is as much the enemy as other creatures are.

Players will find themselves in control of a tribe of one of four playable races via the influence of a Creator Spirit. Technology and skills learnt will be held by individuals and players must influence the spread of knowledge amongst the rest of the tribe. Death will be a permanent feature within Lithic and the death of a tribe member is the death of any knowledge they hold.

Flintlock Studios aims to create games where the player feels invested in the storylines and the creation of a new dark fantasy world helps to achieve this. The game is as much about the journey and the story as it is about winning. The sense of achievement that was present in a lot of retro games has been lost and Flintlock Studios wants to bring this feeling back but without the retro graphics, using the latest technology that is now available.
Planned Features for Lithic

• Expansive single player story campaign.
• Randomly generated Skirmish Mode, adding infinite replay value.
• Brand new dark fantasy world to explore and develop.
• Four base races to pick from, each with a unique playstyle and visual aesthetic.
• Intelligent technology advancement, new technology is learned when related tools are used or relevant tasks are performed.
• Cultural development: Art, traditions and ritual all evolve depending on in-game occurrences.
• Procedural language system: Your tribe develops language as needed, evolving better communication and allowing for more complex tactics to be employed.
• Influence system: Control your tribe through subtle compulsion or through direct possession.
Lithic is in active development by Flintlock Studios, an independent team based in the UK. It is being built in Unity 3D and is currently planned for release on the Windows platform in 2015. Further information can be found on their website at www.flintlockstudios.co.uk

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This is the game that is being made by Tom’s company!

This has nothing to do with Cross Stitch, but this is the games company I’m currently working for with Tom my fiancée. Please have a look, if this is a success this is what will be able to keep me going with cross stitch!


lorddirkstrider:

lorddirkstrider:

remember the good days

THIS GOT THREE THOUSAND NOTES IN TWO FUCKING HOURS HOLY SHIT

lorddirkstrider:

lorddirkstrider:

remember the good days

THIS GOT THREE THOUSAND NOTES IN TWO FUCKING HOURS HOLY SHIT


look at this bitch who’s been on my hip for like an hour I am so uncomfortable

look at this bitch who’s been on my hip for like an hour I am so uncomfortable


genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: The Google Chrome ‘Unable to Connect to the Internet’ Dinosaur.

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: The Google Chrome ‘Unable to Connect to the Internet’ Dinosaur.


themuffinmanlivesondrurylane:

Getting to the end of a fanfic only to realize it’s incomplete.

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genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Delicious Corn

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Delicious Corn


questionablestitchery:

Thrift Shop Rooster - download zip file here [x]
File includes a PDF and PNG version of a color + symbol pattern, bw + symbol pattern, color chart, STH file, and read me (READ IT).
Colors do not necessarily need to be followed. Use whatever you think looks good!
The black outline is backstitching, and there’s a few half cross stitches in some of the corners.
See a finished example here: [None yet]

questionablestitchery:

Thrift Shop Rooster - download zip file here [x]

File includes a PDF and PNG version of a color + symbol pattern, bw + symbol pattern, color chart, STH file, and read me (READ IT).

Colors do not necessarily need to be followed. Use whatever you think looks good!

The black outline is backstitching, and there’s a few half cross stitches in some of the corners.

See a finished example here: [None yet]


lynzave:

today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”

I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.